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You Might Be a San Francisco Mom If . . .

Raising a family in San Francisco comes with special privileges and challenges. You might be a San Francisco mom if . . .  You buy milk at the corner store using Apple Pay. You pay your babysitter with Venmo. You’ve considered sending the preschool admissions director cookies to increase your child’s chances of acceptance. You’ve said […]

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Here’s Why Kids Really Are Cuter When They Sleep

Is there anything cuter than a sleeping baby? Laughing babies come close, but seeing our kids’ angelic faces in a deep state of rest, breathing steadily, and peacefully asleep, melts away whatever frustrations they’ve caused us during the day.  I imagine it’ll get creepy at a certain age to peek into my kids’ rooms, fix […]

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KiddieLeaks: The Surveillance Reports of an Average Home with Preschoolers

With all the media talk of high-tech hackers infiltrating our homes through baby monitors, microwaves, and other small appliances, I wondered just what those shady characters of the cyber underworld would make of audio recordings coming from my house. And so, I bring you the seedy world of preschooler espionage: audio files of life with a five- and three-year- […]

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