I see more Google buses than school buses.
I just discovered what rain is thanks to something called El Nino.
My parents think letting me run around at a winery is equivalent to taking me to a playground.
I had no say in my preschool choice because Mommy and Daddy signed me up before I was born.
Why do I have to wear a coat? It’s July.
I found a bag of yummy snacks in the garage, but Mommy won’t let me eat them because they’re for earthquakes.
My preschool replaced nap time with Introductory Coding.
My parents had to put special brakes on my stroller to prevent me from rolling down the hills.
The last time we went to Off the Grid, my favorite food truck wasn’t there!
When crossing the street, my stroller wheels get stuck in the cable car tracks.
We couldn’t go to the zoo on Saturday because Dad’s Tesla didn’t have enough charge.